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Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (12 hours old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (5 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (10 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

Sexy cartoon characters - a very unlikely late addition From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (16 days old)

Regular readers of my witterings will know my feelings on spoiled media brat Lily Allen. >:-[ Imagine my amazement, then, when I happened to see Mark Ronson's Oh My God video the other day. Ms Alle… more

Question Time last night From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (16 days old)

Although I'm all for the principle of free speech, and I totally disagreed with the idea that the (loathsome) BNP shouldn't have been allowed on Question Time at all, I must admit I was quite worried … more

PLEDGE From lostjohnny in wizard & paradox in silent centre (17 days old)

My name is Jonathan and I will no longer tolerate online stalkers or trolls. I will not allow my friends or self to be subject to narrow minded attacks, comments and postings. Whether it is here on B… more

Godammit! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (17 days old)

I've been tinkering with a new design for the blog. I don't really like it, but now the old one looks wrong as well. The more I've done on the new design, the worse it looks. But now I can't go … more

Pan-Essence From lostjohnny in wizard & paradox in silent centre (21 days old)

Pan-essence Is the completeness of emptyness it is all energy potential and causation. It spans beyond the percieved universe, multiverse and is pandimensional. It is formless and the attitude of Ni… more

Images that changed the world From lostjohnny in wizard & paradox in silent centre (21 days old)

I really hope we are changing - a few cannot do this alone, with the many we can change the world. A picture says 1000 words, The Pen is more Mighty th… more

Celeb gossip is mostly bullshit - official! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (24 days old)

...well, not exactly but you might want to check out this story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/14/starsuckers-tabloids-hoax-celebrities If you can't be arsed to read it - basically a … more

Thought for the day From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (24 days old)

...if you were trapped in an enclosed space for long enough (a lift for example), would it be possible to fart yourself to death?… more

James yet again. The controversy rages on!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (25 days old)

Good grief! Another one has waded in with his barely coherent dribblings: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RM6ILYIUCG8WE/ref=cm_cr_rev_detup_redir?_encoding=UTF8&cdPage=1&newContentNum=5&am… more

Symbology Segment 38.14 From lostjohnny in wizard & paradox in silent centre (27 days old)

From 1606 manuscript of Claudius de Dominico Celentano Vallis Novi. Here follows the final six plates of the above mentioned Alchemical Work. This post is prompted and dedicated to Quemeneur Aub… more

Misheard lyrics - let's have yours! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (33 days old)

OK. My wife has been insisting that one of the lines in the Pussycat Dolls' irritatingly catchy When I Grow Up is "I wanna have boobies". I had a listen and thought the line was "I wanna have rubies".… more

"It's A Sin" lyrics From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (33 days old)

These have been bouncing around my head for some reason. I don't know why, I haven't heard the song anywhere. Great lyrics though - Catholic guilt at it's worst! When I look back upon my life It's… more

Page 7, no less From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (37 days old)

You may recall that some time back I was bragging about making it onto Page 10 of the "Popular Males" section of blog.co.uk. No? Well, I did - I was that bored. And attention-seeking. So! Imagi… more

Hollyoaks Later From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (37 days old)

...last one tonight, I'm gutted! It's better than normal Hollyoaks by a mile! :(… more

Passport photos...the nightmare returns From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (38 days old)

For those of you who remember these (from a blog I put on here back in Janaury)... http://mattk.myphotoalbum.com/view_photo.php?set_albumName=album01&id=mugshots ...you might like to cast an… more

Thank you god... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (44 days old)

Now, doesn't this just make your Friday: http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Lily_Allen_quits_music_for_good&in_article_id=743041&in_page_id=7 The spoiled little cow is probably hop… more

New blog layout - must be the time of year From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (45 days old)

I went for a different blog design in an effort to make it a bit more interesting to look at; I have also added a few widgets and moved around the existing ones. You like?? Basically I have faffed… more

Tom Baker - anyone seen him in the pub?? From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (47 days old)

I worked in London for most of the Noughties. Whenever I was anywhere near the Coach & Horses in Soho (quite often, when I worked on Charing Cross Road) I would peer through the window hoping t… more

Oh for fuck's sake. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (52 days old)

Please, gods, no: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8184225.stm As Clarkson would say, oh come on! It seems as if we've only just got rid of the self-pitying self-obsessed talent-lite … more

The James slanging match continues From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (55 days old)

...well, actually it doesn't, because I can't be arsed replying to the little shit this time if this is the best he can do: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RM6ILYIUCG8WE/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&a… more

Hollyoaks - any other addicts out there? From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (58 days old)

Following a visit from my sister-in-law, I recently suffered what I can only describe as a complete relapse. Under her malign influence, I started watching Hollyoaks again. Regularly. Every day. T… more

Nooooooooooooo!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (65 days old)

For a Brit like me, this is bad bad news: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090903/tuk-tea-shortage-to-send-cost-of-a-cuppa-45dbed5.html I may have to up my coffee consumption to compensate... >:(… more

What's in a name? From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (68 days old)

These are genuine names collected by the website www.thebabywebsite.com: Stan Still Jo King Justin Case Barb Dwyer (my personal favourite) Terry Bull Paige Turner Mary Christmas Doug Hole H… more

Poison Pen From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (75 days old)

Well, I am just reeling from the withering verbal assault visited upon my scathing review of the truly appalling cd "The Best Of James". Or not. ;) Non-UK readers might struggle to remember James a… more

I'm a Mozilla convert From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (75 days old)

For some reason the internet has stopped working at home. My sis in law pipes up "it looks like it's a problem with your browser" and suggested we try Mozilla Firefox. No sooner said than done, sis! I… more

Ask a stupid question... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (79 days old)

I typed the phrase "bizarre internet story" into Google and found this from 2004: http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2004/may/29/crime.uknews … more